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Sick Demotivational Poster

NECROPHILIA - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

TAGS: dead funny mummy dark sick ew obama
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 30, 2009, 12:01 am
Work on your ventriliquism skills and they'll say whatever you want.
murderblade - January 7, 2009, 5:07 am
the good thing about them is they never say no.


TAGS: goofy sick sad face cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spanko1 - November 28, 2011, 12:13 pm
She is cute!

I'M TIRED OF TRYING - Sick Of Crying. I Know I've Been Smiling, But Inside I'm Dying ...

TAGS: trying crying sick suicide dying
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:29 am
and if you do use electric cables, you can't miss. just kidding.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 11:48 am
Thank you.. But I seriously hope you don't even think about trying this !
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:04 am
If I Tried That The Rope Would Break. Very Good 5L Again.


25 MPH - Doesn't that seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles?




TAGS: cow sick twisted world shottyz
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty

HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!

TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by leeebling

Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru

TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..

TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast

BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them

TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


TAGS: sick crack
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by CANADA

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
@shamrock, you mean to tell me its NOT A SEPARATE creature
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Hey Anon, not sure if he's trying to make a statement, rather seems like his asshole is trying to eat that woman.
Anonymous2 - July 22, 2009, 4:12 pm
And here we have a stereotypical fat black male not realizing he's telling the world he's gay by using the prison code of wearing your belt too low. This fashion didn't catch on until several rappers served time. It's for the down-low brothers.

PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.


TAGS: kitty sick hurt stomach cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 11:38 pm
AWWW! Love it! 5L's

PERFECTION - It was love as soon as I saw her. We shagged for hours. She was almost the perfect women. Pity I couldn't find the head.

TAGS: sick snow posterfodderthread
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by valkor

MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:24 am
5 Cold Ones ... cuz ... we're always up for a cold one!
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:44 am
perfection is when their hot an mute
valkor - February 6, 2011, 4:28 pm
Damn it! I swear I read that five or six times before I clicked on submit.
agdaniele - February 6, 2011, 3:29 pm
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:22 am

you sick bastard....love it!

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.

RETROGRADE - From Clinton To Bush To This.

TAGS: mccain palin wow funny sick child
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:52 pm
Poor photoshop and poor timing. 1 lion.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 11:19 pm
Right after he sticks a fork in that Marion Barry character!
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Way to keep it topical Treehodger. Now when you gonna finish that Barry Goldwater poster you been workin' on?
Woodywood03a - September 1, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thats not funny, thats not funny at all. That is just plain sad.

Awry -

TAGS: sick twisted cure hannibal
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:19 pm
Choked on coffee! LOL! Very true! There is no cure! 5 L
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:54 am

Calling In Sick -

TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's

CONFIDENCE - When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

I'm Not Sick -

TAGS: sick vs twisted difference cure
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er



TAGS: sick wife bad life man
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:16 pm
lol... I don't believe ya


TAGS: creepy sick man follow cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

mariand - June 9, 2011, 7:47 am
LOL...let's see the picture you have taken than...:))
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
That's me back there..LOL!
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:35 pm
5 STD's


TAGS: sicko tribute motorcycle
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

CANADA - June 18, 2010, 9:06 pm
thats amsome
sickartist - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
I am thinking of mounting some on the handlebars too.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 5:38 pm
No training wheels, and mine has a keg on the back, but very similar!
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 5:06 pm
HUH? I dont see any training wheels.
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:05 pm
Looks more like RS Jake's bike...5/5

CALLING IN SICK - a novel approach

TAGS: gay queer sick
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sho - March 25, 2010, 7:37 pm
Brilliant :D
Zealot - March 25, 2010, 5:24 pm
the most amazing thing I've ever seen
[email protected] - March 25, 2010, 1:40 pm
good one TOC. yeah i tried that once and he said he's grabbing some lubricant and coming right over.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:56 pm
"can't work today, feeling kinda Ghey" 5L
Bovee - March 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
Epic, still dont think i could use it.
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:40 am
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:27 am
I work out of the house but got 5L's worth of chuckles out of it.
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:53 am
Crashedmonkey - March 25, 2010, 9:25 am
I think I would just be kicked out after the beat down.....
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:21 am
I think my bosses would require me to provide proof.

BAD COOKING - My Cooking sucks, but fortunately so do I

TAGS: suck popsickle drawing
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by SgtRock

LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 2:01 pm
Nice! 5L!

THE MAN WHO LOVED CAT DANCING - didn't know she was really a polecat

UGH!!! - You didn't tell me I was raw!!!

TAGS: sick egg
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Vitek

M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:49 pm
Picture = 5L potential... Caption and text = well... less than that. still made me giggle, so 4L

MR. M -

TAGS: motifake motinet lion sick humour
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

starryn8t - December 27, 2011, 5:05 am
LoL I love it.
caveman - December 27, 2011, 4:36 am
If you can't read it the sign says " offer but sex in exchange for life" "Masturbate furiosly" and "Use midget as shield"


SCARRED FOR LIFE - Sickartist reverted to hiding behind a clown mask

TAGS: clown sickartist
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by motinet

PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:04 am
hahahah there should be an age limit on public nudity 5L
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:26 am


TAGS: poland sick hospital food cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:34 pm
LOL! I hope that's your lunch. As opposed to some form of medicinal treatments, that is.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
I like perky
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:30 am
...when the tomato is ripe... they're so perky.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 2:25 am
I like it like mayo on a deli sub
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2011, 1:22 am
That gold wrapper....it just screams liverwurst (personally. I love the stuff)
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 1:16 am
God...I hope not. Polish sausage maybe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2011, 12:58 am
Is that liverwurst on the right?

SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!


-50c and beyond -

TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some hot cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold shot, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S

a rare look -


TAGS: contagion breeds contempt sick
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 1:29 pm

I feel the same way about people who send their kids to school sick. I understand. Some people just don't have child care, but man it's frustrating seeing a sick kid trying to cope at school when he should be home in bed. 30 more sick kids soon, too.
GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:22 am
Perfection. 5 Loogies
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:19 pm

My whole family is recovering from a whopping case of stomach flu...
chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:12 pm
haha, love it! :D


TAGS: sickness
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Anything

Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:51 am
Very good anything! 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:05 am
5L - Tokin, you certainly have put on a motifake poster exhibition yourself.
Anything - April 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
what lies behind us + what lies before us = at least 2 of em' , no ?
TokinFire - April 14, 2010, 10:00 pm
"What lies behind us and what lies before us IS nowhere near as fatal....." Man, learn to conjugate, yo.
rerun - April 14, 2010, 9:55 pm

dark and deep. love it


TAGS: sick goggles dude
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Feasibly - June 2, 2011, 6:11 pm
I 5mirked out loud!

SMILES - They are smiling because I just spent $14 on their drinks and they are lesbians. I am smiling because in 30 minutes I am going to photoshop out their bikini's and post them on flicker.

TAGS: sick twisted payback
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by pieman

Dude 4515 - March 31, 2010, 1:18 am
you still speak with Britarded?
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
I hear ya Jake...all my guy friends are lesbians too.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:44 pm
@jake thats classic.
pieman - March 30, 2010, 1:27 pm
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:15 pm
Wow, someone has a lot of "lesbian" friends!
fuckucare - March 30, 2010, 1:14 pm
you fucking Idiot, yes they are leabians, but only for you. Saying "we're lesbians" is the girl version of "I would never do a loser like you, but I will take that drink"



SUMMER JOBS - Bless his heart, Sick tried so hard but....

TAGS: sickartist
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:22 am
The trick was not to charge for ice cream, but rather to trade them for Polaroids of the kids' moms. Not profitable monetarily, but quite enriching in other ways.


HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.

TAGS: barbie dolls human sick freak
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.


BEAAATCH - Duck my sick !!!

Victims -

TAGS: evil gross sick twins necrophilia
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Jackass - September 27, 2009, 10:59 am
Not funny. This Briton of Rose has some good pictures but 90% of the captions are dog shit
BriaHere - August 12, 2009, 10:55 am
Offensive AND unfunny. Well done? :|
firemanE1 - August 12, 2009, 12:33 am
yes, Please take it down. Let's reserve the motifakes for something funny. This isn't it.
firefly - June 24, 2009, 7:11 am
so you don't like this one then?
Disgusted ... - June 12, 2009, 2:02 am
Whoever made this is has no sould. I hope you rot in hell you loser. I wish the owners of this site would delete tasteless motifakes like this.
WhiteRaven - January 14, 2009, 4:39 am
I rightfully and proudly lol'd.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:17 pm
I dont see anything wrong with this poster. It's quite demotivating.
VinceVicious - December 9, 2008, 11:20 pm
the only good thing about this are the chicks
Tony G - December 9, 2008, 1:29 am
so it sorta scar'ed me for life* and i came home to NY on the 10th of sept 2001
Tony G - December 9, 2008, 1:27 am
John Doe i feel your pain, i live in NY as well but the difference is that i wasnt there when it happened but i was on a plane the day before it happened so i sorta scar'ed me for life
Briton of Rose - November 25, 2008, 6:17 am
As I said, I found this poster on /b/. I didn't create it, I just reposted it. I'm just sorry everybody got all pissy over it.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 1:26 am
ROSE..i was there when 9-11 happend,i lived in NY.and had you saw it for ur own eyes,you would not have put that caption.tho i see wut ur trying to do,but come on.
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2008, 12:08 pm
Found it on /b/, it made me chuckle. Should have gone with "NECROPHILIA - Who's your mummy?"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:43 am
alternate caption: Pompeiians, They get all the chicks.
devil1050 - October 22, 2008, 10:33 am
you totally could have used a different event, or somehthing. p.s. id fuck the shit out of them.
Narutarded - October 14, 2008, 2:49 am
The only reason it isn't funny is because 22.3 years haven't elapsed yet.
BuzzBomb - October 13, 2008, 11:13 pm
Seriously, not funny. They NEVER found anyone in THAT complete of a corpse!
jaws - October 13, 2008, 7:35 pm
Not funny!!!!

MAYBE - If you werent a hypochondriac this could have been avoided

TAGS: funny epitaph sick
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:57 am
Sleep well, sir. :)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I always felt obligated to stay the hell away. There was no arguing with him, I could see that from the start.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I have to crash.....It's been fun being a disrespectful asswipe towards you........Seriously.....you're OK by me TOC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I had about 3 days before I felt morally obligated to tell WTFO to GTFO and Die in a pile of his own vomit.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I joined 1st day.....have "lurked" at times and gone weeks without adding anything to site.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:50 am
Everybody starts as a lurker. I lurked here for at least a month before I joined in the fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Like I said "1 step away" Trolls always start as Lurkers.......It's the natural way of things.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:48 am
Hi rerun!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am
How is it trolling if you don't do anything? It's not near the level of peeping tom! LoL It's reading people's opinions.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am

wow, go away to shower and miss a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am
Lurking is interesting?....It's one step from trolling.....Or A restraining order in Random's case.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:41 am
It's interesting sometimes, really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:33 am
You and MrRandom should hook up.........Vultures!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:31 am
I joined... I'm always hidden. And I never comment. Or vote... I just observe. :S I'm creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
Why must you taunt me TOC? I voted you best mom and sexiest motifaker.....where's the love?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:27 am
NO...Just NO....I refuse to visit politifake.com....I love you Mr.M....But I love my self respect more.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:25 am
You could go visit him... XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:23 am
I thank Jeebus every day for that.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:22 am
Well, he's not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:21 am
OD is "rough around the edges" WTFO is a cancerous Butthole filled with hatred and racism. Not quite the same thing.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:19 am
You just have to know how to talk to certain people... They're both a little rough around the edges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Mods need to be levelheaded....even when it pains them....It really bothered me to take WTFO's side against him. I fucking HATE WTFO.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:15 am
Er... Yes, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:12 am
I find him to be mean sometimes.....and not in a funny way. But that's just me.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:11 am
He's awesome! His sense of humor is very dark and dry, though. Lotsa people don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:09 am
Heh heh heh.....you took the words right out of my mouth.....that guy has issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:05 am
Douchebags need love too. :( I think that's why EGD's so angry all the time. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:03 am
Don't be sad....she's had 7 years to learn to loathe me....and rightfully so..........(I'm kinda a douche, if you haven't noticed)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:59 am
Awwww... :( Now I'm sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:58 am
Mrs. Mooooo doesn't like me much anyways....so, no big deal.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:57 am
Ah! That does suck. :( Well, the anniversary thing... I'm not a big drinker, so I don't have much against bein sober...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah!.......I was stone sober last night. (I had to work).....today is my anniversary......and I have to work....life sucks.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:54 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, when have you NOT been drinking? :P They were just utterly unsuited to each other. LoL And thanx rerun, I AM pretty amsome. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:53 am
And I'm a horrible person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am
Why? Were they cousins?.......forgive me, I've been drinking.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am

not for us to say, glad you were a result of bad situation.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:50 am
Not daddy issues... My parents had no business being married.. LoL
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am

sorry TOC, I know he was invited, but he had the mumps on that special of special days and was not able to make it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
That's a bonus.........I sense daddy issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Dude also totally avoided my parents' marriage. That was prolly a bonus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Cyndi Lauper.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:46 am

and Hair Bands
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:41 am
And Wham.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:39 am

he missed the best band of the 80's...Milli Vanilli
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:30 am
He had 75 good years.......what's to complain about?........he also missed the 80's, Lucky bastard.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:14 am
I really like this one, btw.

DADDY WHAT HAPPENED TO MOMMY? - We loved each other very much, but rabbits just don't live as long as humans. Now enjoy your hausenpfeffer stew. I was your mom's last recipe.

TAGS: sick rabbit
Rating: 2.13/5

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DATING BULIMIC'S - Can't you at least wait until we get home?


TAGS: life asian child sick cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 3:23 pm
Is this a picture of you being violated by crankyhead?
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 8:39 am
i thought they still did


TAGS: dry faggots are sick cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:51 am
5L Cubby! @ KFD: We heard ya the first time.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 20, 2010, 5:50 am
haha. I took a picture of the same box in my local supermarket a few months ago and was going to make a motifake out of it, but thought it would get rejected for being offensive haha.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 20, 2010, 5:50 am
haha. I took a picture of the same box in my local supermarket a few months ago and was going to make a motifake out of it, but thought it would get rejected for being offensive haha.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:30 am

ok...is it the rye or is it me...lmfao..and thats like 5 or 6 straight...all 5L.

THE FAMILY ALBUM - this photo of Grandpa Sick explains a lot

TAGS: the sick family tree
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 12:06 am
Kinda looks like Crispin Glover.
ICEMAN - June 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
I can see the resemblance. 5L

SICKARTIST - He's the life of MotiFake! Everyone's go to guy...and one amsome talent.


TAGS: sick never passes up an opportunity to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:22 am
Amsome! Just full of win ICE. 5singed nuts for you
palmat - June 4, 2010, 9:10 am



TAGS: gender appearance identity sick judgement
Rating: 4.3/5

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autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:46 pm
Hey! Who said you could use my High School pics? Nice one!

AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...

TAGS: faceplant sickartist chompers clowns tortured souls
Rating: 4.2/5

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Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Too soon.


SALMON - The other pink on the inside meat.

HOSPITAL FOOD - Hey.. at least you got butter!


TAGS: sick
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob Chin - June 8, 2009, 3:06 pm
King Ralph must be familiar with his subject...Maiden Hurley of Cutter


TAGS: rgb cottage cheese cake is not really food but it can make you sick
Rating: 2.73/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 9:01 am
Meh. I kinda phone this one in. Took the easy route. I'll try harder next time.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 8:57 am
lol but sicksicksick

MOLESTATION - Better A Mannequin Than A Child!!

TAGS: molesting is sick and wrong
Rating: 2.61/5

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Big Daddy - December 19, 2008, 11:18 am
what about a mannequin child


HOLY MACKEREL - "Thar she blows, Matey."

TAGS: fishing seasick barf
Rating: 2.38/5

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boston - August 4, 2012, 1:25 pm


AND THIS - is known as the "Sick and Wrong" exhibit, also known as "You freaking SICKOS!"


TAGS: fear work stress maggots sickness
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 10:24 pm
I browsed shivers and have been eyeballing another's dark work. I kind of liked the raw and sick feeling I get in my gut on some of them. So I searched for images of my worst fear. (despite dealing with them at work every now and then)a hand soap ad won
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:56 pm

fla5hbacks from all the hard stuff you did back in grade school no doubt
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:22 am

nonsensical nonsense #8 -


TAGS: natural remedies prevent morning sickness
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am

There There -

The 5 Symptom's Of Laziness -

TAGS: laziness sloth work help sickness
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thank you :)
Oldsod - August 12, 2014, 6:01 pm
Now that I've stopped laughing...5d and faved. Into the Classroom file this goes...
Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. :)
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:32 am
Badda boom. Nice trifecta, GB.


TAGS: sick clean internet cards guests
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 2, 2013, 11:18 am
hehehe...good idea...not that I encourage laziness ;)

Tonight In This Lonely Place -


DIARRHEA - It even strikes the famous, too...without warning!

Public Displays of Affection -




TAGS: sick tribute harley body hair barber pole
Rating: 4.31/5

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sickartist - June 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL My head is shaved so take your best guess.


TAGS: sick sister friends
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sho - January 15, 2013, 7:02 pm
Thank you. And please, feel free to join me :D
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 2:07 pm
You have completely covered my need for dark side humor. Either you are very clever or very dangerous. LOL. Perhaps, cleverly dangerous. Keep up the great work.5

WHEN YOU'RE SICK. - It's Like Being Out Side, Looking Through The Window !

TAGS: sick
Rating: 4.15/5

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 4:47 pm
lol... yeah, you're right
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 3:04 pm
No It's Maoworks2.
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:02 pm
Let me guess... this is you ;)

AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!

SICKARTIST - There's no retirement for an artist, it's your way of living so there's no end to it.


'Armies' -

SICKARTIST - Don't judge him for the way he is now. The kids party business wasn't kind to him

FLEETING THOUGHT - The last light she saw as the silk covered her eyes, She felt the cold hands on her body and hot breath on her neck, I really thought Match.com was different!

SICKARTIST - We know where you live. We did our part. Now close the curtains when you fap.

TAGS: sickartist
Rating: 3.6/5

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R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
It's all good, granola is better when it's a little moist anyways. Oh look an apple chunk!
pieman - January 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
Sorry Jake. I try to stick to the tasteless humor. Never made anyone throw up before.
R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 5:44 pm
I was eating a granola bar when I read pieman's comment, and threw-up what I had just eaten! :(
pieman - January 14, 2010, 5:33 pm
Yes it will. I won't be distracted by all the sh*t in your living room when I am trying to watch.
sickartist - January 14, 2010, 4:44 pm
Curtains won't help if I do it on the porch.


FLU BUG - You can feel it coming from 45 feet away, you KNOW it's gonna hurt, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

PRE-OILED TUNA - For your convenience.., because at BP we really care... Instead of cooking, shouldn't you be spending time with your family at the beach..?? Whoops.., hang on a minute....!!

A LAUGH - is a smile that bursts

Under the Weather -